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I’ll never get over how after pride my friend and I had to sit two rows apart on the train home because it was so crowded, and I was all decked out in rainbows and glitter. And this guy starts to talk to me, and like my titties were out (because it was a special occasion) so I wasn’t surprised that someone would hit on me but he asked me what I was doing today and I was like “I WAS AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE” and he still keeps talking to me about how “all these girls just wanna party and have sex” MIND YOU he’s been drinking out of a paper bag the entire fucking time, and I’m just over it and giving one word answers and then as I’m about to get off this mf had to be like “I couldn’t help but notice your……” and like grabs his own chest and I’m like BRUH so I just give him a nasty look and walk off the train and like the best part was this gay girl saw the whole thing happen and I was like “I guess saying I’m gay wasn’t enough” and the one girl was like “as if you’re not one giant rainbow right now” and her girlfriend was like WAS HE REALLY TRYING TO GET IT RIGHT NOW??? Straight men are just incredible